Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again. - Mike Myers
I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me. - Mike Myers
Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour. - Mike Myers
And I loved the whole idea behind the story, which is that you're beautiful, so don't let other people tell you that you're not just because you don't look like the people in magazines. Or because you're not that weird ideal body image that's out there right now. - Mike Myers
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers